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Things I'd like: I like McShep. I like Ronon/Zelenka. I like light romantic comedy, AUs, dark dagger-in-your-heart endings, hurt/comfort, disability fic, Don't Ask/Don't Tell fic. *cackles* Intelligent uses of foreign languages and alien cultures are a huge turn on (*cough*R/Z*cough*). Again, I like bleak, devastating, even haunting stuff, but fluff also floats my boat. Alternatively, gen Wraith-fic (Wraith culture, language, morals, ethics; Do Wraith have names?; just who *are* the Wraith, anyway?). If you are completely insane, you can write me Wraith-fic with a side of Ronon/Zelenka romantic comedy, with a killer ending. I will worship you, possibly stalk you, definitely fangirl madly. I don't mind character death, by the way, or torture or rape or Armageddon; however, I prefer to focus on the overcoming aspects and not the details (because it's the character's inner strength that I get off on, not the pain).
Things I wouldn't like: I have a low, low tolerance for sap (cute nicknames, copious 'I love you's, navel-gazing). Crying squicks me, as does humiliation. I don't like het. I don't like miracles (sight restores itself suddenly in the last 4 paragraphs!). Um... don't like vampires or zombies or supernatural stuff, but who needs it? -- we got Wraith! Also, don't want holiday-centric fic or holiday-related plot devices (mistletoe, stockings, etc.) -- it's not you, it's me, I live in a more-or-less Shinto household, so.
What I can do: I can write slash; am most comfortable with McShep. Though Ronon/Zelenka might be fun.... I'd love to write Jeannie Miller, gen or AU or F/F, whatever; I also wouldn't mind trying Miko. Despite the dark horrors of my soul (see above), I can and often do write light-hearted romantic humour. I can write familyfic, hurt/comfort, AU, NC17, deathfic, disability fic, would be willing to write noncon, willing to write realistic genderswap fic. I can also write slash fic without sex for underaged participants or those who don't want it.
What I can't do: I cannot write het for the life of me, nor BDSM nor heavy kink nor groupsex nor incest. I'm not real good at darkfic (my belief in the happily ever after keeps bleeding through), nor do I write gore well. No MPreg, please. Also! I have only seen S1 and S4, and a few eps of S2 and 3, so I have big canon limitations, esp. with some characters (who is this Lorne of whom you speak?).
Pinch hitter?: go on, pinch me *g*