October 29th, 2007

Snape by mysterious artist

I can't resist. Merry Christmas, all.

LiveJournal: icarusancalion
E-mail: icarus_ancalion@yahoo.com
Things I'd like: Dear Santa,

I have been very good this year. I have written John Sheppard camping in the woods with Rodney. I have made John fight for his life on more than one occasion. I have humiliated John and Rodney (together) at least once, and then spread naked pictures of Sheppard all over Atlantis. I have even plugged away at the longest, crackiest AU I've ever written. Yes, Santa, this is a hint. Okay, okay, I'll be specific.

- Humor, humor, humor.
- John and airplanes - or something that flies. Flying is good. Military fetishes are good. Societies with tame dragon-sized dragon flies are also good (though maybe not in Rodney's opinion).
- Annoying Christmas carols played past the point of human tolerance are wonderful. Strange alien customs are ex-cel-lent.
- Warm, snuggly mornings, with an edge of realism (morning breath?) are good (or maybe waking up in unexpected places?).
- Or, if you're not in the mood, tough stories that defy the Christmas spirit are good (like that prostitution fic written on Christmas eve) so long as all's well that ends well.
- Using Christmas to reveal awkward family dynamics is always good.
- Something based on a Johnny Cash song, if you want an out-there, creative prompt.
- Plot, plot, plot.

Things I wouldn't like: Don't kill anybody, eh? I mean, other than the scary monsters. Wouldn't enjoy anything other than John/Rodney or John/Lorne or Rodney/Zelenka. I'm not a fan of Sam Carter.
What I can do: I am a slasher who occasionally finds my slash turns out Gen. It's not my fault, it just happens. I write John, John/Rodney, John/Lorne, and I wouldn't mind writing Zelenka. I think I could pull off a good D/s story although I've never really tried. I can do really, really explicit sex.
What I can't do: Het. And I won't do another deathfic.
Pinch hitter?: Finals will prevent that in all likelihood.
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