December 24th, 2014

SGA Secret Santa

Fic: Not Quite a Square (OT4, PG)

Title: Not Quite a Square
Author: whiteraven1606
Recipient: moonlettuce
Pairing: John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla OT4 (with not everyone wanting all the other three, it's complicated)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don't own them, more's the pity. Written just for fun, not money.
Author's Notes: I'd have totally written you a crossover, but alais I've never watched Teen Wolf.
Summary: Teyla arranges for her team's happy ending after watching jealousy and misunderstandings nearly derail the whole team.

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Fic: Hidden Agendas (McKay/Sheppard, PG)

Title: Hidden Agendas
Author: goddess47
Recipient: ca_pierson
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
Warnings: (highlight for spoilers) *Post series; Person of Interest crossover*
Genre: Action/Adventure
Word Count: 3400

Summary: "I connected the Atlantis AI to the Internet."

Notes: I went with your request for a canon-AU crossover/fusion and hope I got it right; it should be epic but it just didn't get there.

And many thanks to patient mods who were patient!

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Fic: Sink or Swim (McKay/Sheppard, M)

Title: Sink or Swim
Author: clotpolelis
Recipient: gottalovev
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: M
Summary: And it had been such a normal mission, too. Just your everyday trade-with-the-primitive-people mission, like a thousand they've done before without incident in this stupid galaxy.
Author's note: I tried to throw in as many of your tropes as I could; I hope you enjoy, and happy holidays!

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Fic: Grinching (McKay/Sheppard, PG)

Title: Grinching
Recipient: shaddyr
Author: out_there
Rating: PG
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Disclaimer: All characters and settings remain the property of the respective copyright holders. This story is written purely for entertainment purposes and no money is being made out of it.
Author's Notes: Written for SGA Santa with a lot of John, Rodney and snark. I ran out of time for a beta-reader, so all mistakes are mine.
Summary: "Really?" John asks. "Because if this is you spreading joy and goodwill to all men, I don't think you're doing it right. You've been grinching."

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Fic: The Unofficial SGC Guide For Uninformed Officers (Gen, PG13)

Title: The Unofficial SGC Guide For Uninformed Officers
Author: icarusancalion
Recipient: last01standing
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine. You know the drill.
Author's Notes: Thank you to sarka for all the encouragement. And last01standing, this is your real Xmas present. I just didn't have it done by the deadline, so you get bookends!
Summary: New Stargate soldiers get both the official and unofficial Atlantis briefing.

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Fic: Not Guided By Reason (Lorne/Zelenka, NC-17)

Title: Not Guided By Reason
Author: moonlettuce
Recipient: gblvr
Pairing: Evan Lorne/Radek Zelenka
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine
Author's Notes: The title comes from a line in Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's Venus in Furs. Also, there are no condoms in here, but if you're ever planning on blowing someone in the back room of a BDSM club, please remember to play safe, kids.
Summary: It starts with Evan walking into a room and meeting the gaze of someone he never expected to see there.

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Fic: Supernova (McKay/Sheppard, NC-17)

Title: Supernova
Author: alyse
Recipient: icarusancalion
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine. Written for love, not profit.
Author's Notes: Written for icarusancalion, who wanted John and Rodney and for me to write to my strengths. Unfortunately, it turned out that the plotty Ancient Devices fic you suggested and that I started wasn't one of my strengths on this occasion, so... have some porn :D I will keep poking at the plotty one, though, just in case I manage to finish it for Madness.

Thank you to my beta, A.

Summary: McKay had a pronounced and undeniable oral fixation. Not that John was complaining.

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  • alyse

And that's all she wrote...

That's the last story posted as part of the main fest, so everyone who submitted a story should have a story. Let me know if you think otherwise :)

Also, given that someone tried really hard to write a story they thought you would like, we'd be grateful if you could please make sure that you comment on your gift.

Santa Madness is now officially open, so please feel free to check out the memories or the 'requests' tags if you would like to write extra treats for someone. We'll be posting additional gifts between the 26th and 31st.

I'll be doing the usual 'Pinch Hitters Appreciation Post' later today, but first tea and last minute grocery shopping.

Reveals take place on 1 January, so please don't post your story publicly, or reveal who wrote what, until after the masterlist has gone live.

Thank you, and I hope you all have a joyous holiday season!
  • alyse

Pinch Hitter Appreciation Post

Okay, I lied, largely because I've now had tea(!) and my mother has decided to tag along for the shopping part of the day and isn't ready yet.

Below are the requests from people who wrote a pinch hit, in case anyone would like to write them anything extra.

Pinch Hitter 1 (didn't sign up, so has no story): Kavanagh/Lorne, Lorne/Parrish or Lorne gen

Pinch Hitter 2 (wrote 2 pinch hits as well as main story): Loves rare pairs - requests include Rodney McKay/Aiden Ford, John Sheppard/Keras, Peter Grodin/John Sheppard, Keller/Sheppard, Keller/Vega (or Keller/Vega/Sheppard). Also would love gen fic focusing on Sheppard, Keller, Ford, Keras, Grodin, and/or Zelenka. Would love John Sheppard as a mnemonic courier. Loves lots of tropes and iddy-fic things, including mpreg, A/B/O, non-con, addiction, Wraith etc. Does not want kink above mild, BDSM or genderbends, and would prefer no crossovers.

Pinch Hitter 3: McKay/Sheppard. Fond of romantic comedy, AU or Harlequin style stories. No major angst or PWP.

Pinch Hitter 4: Female centric fic. Favourite characters include Kate Heightmeyer, Teyla, Elizabeth, Laura, Katie, Novak, Miko, Radek, Lorne, Carson, John. Preferred pairings include Kate/Teyla, Kate/John, Kate/Elizabeth, Laura/Carson, Teyla/Kanaan, Katie/Rodney, Kate/Lorne, Laura/Teyla. Also female centric gen. No m/m fic.

Pinch Hitter 5: Pairings requested include Dex/Sheppard, McKay/Sheppard or Dex/McKay/Sheppard. Likes team fic, Ancient Tech fic, hurt-comfort or Ronon learning about Earth.

Pinch Hitter 6: McKay/Sheppard, Dex/Keller, Dex/Emmagan or any combination of Teyla, Ronon, Elizabeth, Lorne, Radek, or Jennifer. No non-con, Keller bashing, AUs or Kanaan.

Pinch Hitter 7: McKay/Sheppard, snark and banter. Also Zelenka. Nothing too dark.

If you put the Pinch Hitter Number in the recipient line, we'll update it when we do the reveals.