Pairings: Sheppard/McKay, Beckett/Zelenka, Markham/Stackhouse, Novak/Chuck
Disclaimer: Neither Stargate: Atlantis nor her Characters belong to me. I am not getting paid for this story.
Author Notes: Oh dear lord this story got long!! I hadn't intended for it to be 60,000+ words, but the whole idea just wouldn't fit into a short story. So here you are, a Bigbang length Christmas present!
Summary: "And how, exactly, do I look at him?" he asked and knew asking was a mistake the second she arched her eyebrow.
"Like you want to rip his clothes off and screw him into the wall," she said.
Damn, she did mean the same looks.
Word Count: 65,529
( It's All Your Fault Radek, You Meddling Bastard )