Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate Atlantis. I'm just playing.
Author Notes: This was written for the 2010 sga_santa. There are a few brief mentions of a couple of original characters that came to life in a story that I am currently writing with a friend of mine. They give nothing away as to who I am.
Word Count: 29,737
Spoilers: there are a few for various episodes, but nothing that would give away too much if you hadn't seen them.
Summary: . Now I don't know who I am and... I have an appendix."
"Somehow, I don't think it's your appendix that has you this bothered, John," Carson said.
( There are no syllables in bug language )